Help Me think of funny commercial ideas for myself

[CJ Miles]

We are going to start making funny commercials as promo vids for my site. Obviously, I am the product. Help me sell myself. Remember, it has to not be too naughty. I still have to be able to post it on youtube and myspace. :)

Best idea gets free two month membership to my site!

[IcarusOcelot]

Me I've got 2 options in my mind.

1) Use everything You learn from all years of your life and find the more powerful idea from it
(this option is if you are abstract and surrealistic)

2) You can ask Stephani Sweet (she's really funny......) to do something with you a little bit sexy with some joke in your promo vids and also brings more of your friends, at the end say some sentence (like See us all in Sexy Asian models or something like that) about this site.......

If I had others idea I'll be back, In the meantime I'll go on my drums and play somethings with my band,

See Ya

[John]

Start off with the classic 'Hot girl walking down the street, Guys getting distracted from what they're doing and causing an accident (multiple car crashes, explosions, fire) !!' ...an instant hit!

[CJ Miles]

I like that one, but I want there to be a twist. Something really funny. And plus, I don't know if we have the budget to blow up cars. LOL!

P.S. Love your tats :)

[Meadowind]

Here's one I think you could pull off.Wearing the clothes you wore in that Umali vid..you're walking down the street (with or without a friend from here)and are passing a guy on a ladder.He falls off and you catch him by the neck(not really catch but as he's taller than you he just straightens up but it looks like you caught him).He says,kinda dopily with a foolish grin,"Gee thanks Miss"and you say something like"No problem it happens to me/us all the time! And then maybe say"If you'd like to see more of me/us check out Sexy Asian Models!"Or if for your personal site only "Check out MissCJMiles.com!"

[CJ Miles]

Sounds pretty good. I will email the idea to my promotional guys and see what they think :)

[John]

A twist, eh?! ok, after the accidents the dudes come out from the hospital all bandaged up from head to toe. once again you walk right by them causing them to excitedly lose balance bumping against a fire eater (for some reason he's performing in front of a hospital) catching the dudes on fire, one them on a wheelchair rolling away in flames the others frantically putting themselves out. Hmm sounds like HIT!!??

p.s. ... thanks ;)

[Virginia M. Garcia]

VERY NICE AND SEXY; SEND MORE OF THAT PIECE OF ASS OF YOUR'S; A.S.A.P. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!